Let's talk about the Storelli BodyShield Impact Sliders. As someone who's taken one too many slides on rough turf, I was eager to try these out. The first thing that struck me was the padding - it's legit. That 3mm XRD foam? It works. I've taken some nasty falls during games, and these shorts genuinely absorb impact like they promise. No more waking up with mystery bruises after a match.
The fit is snug but not restrictive once you're moving. I was worried they'd feel bulky or slow me down, but after a few minutes of play, I forgot they were there (except when they saved my hips from turf burn). The moisture-wicking fabric kept me dry even during intense summer games - no swampy feeling here.
Now for the not-so-great: sizing is tricky. Like several reviewers mentioned, they run small. I usually wear medium compression gear but had to size up for these. Also, at nearly $60, you're paying premium prices - and while the protection is excellent, durability seems hit-or-miss based on other reviews.
Who should buy these? Goalkeepers and defenders who do lots of sliding will get the most value. Casual players might find them overkill. They're not perfect, but when you're lying on pristine artificial turf after a game-saving slide tackle without bloody hips? That's priceless.