Let me start by saying, this little 'dinosaur egg' is way more fun than I expected! The Rossetta Star Projector isn’t just a night light—it’s a full-blown galaxy in your bedroom. The aurora waves swirling across my ceiling paired with twinkling stars had me staring at my walls like I was camping under the Northern Lights. And yes, the stars are lime green (not white as advertised), but somehow it adds to the quirky charm.

The Bluetooth speaker is hit or miss—great for lullabies but disconnects more than my Wi-Fi during a storm. Stick to the remote unless you enjoy playing 'reconnect the dots' with your playlist. That said, when it works, watching the lights dance to Billie Eilish was weirdly hypnotic.

White noise feature? Lifesaver. I tested the ocean waves setting during a work call (don’t judge), and suddenly my stress melted faster than ice cream in the projector’s glow. Kids will adore this, though adults might side-eye the egg design—it’s like decorating with a sci-fi prop.

Downsides: The manual’s font size is for ants, and ‘moving stars’ are as real as unicorns (they don’t budge). Also, no included power adapter? C’mon. Still, at sale price, it’s a stellar mood-setter—just manage expectations.