First impression? This purple sherpa beast is like being hugged by a cloud. The 48-inch length means I’m fully submerged in warmth—no chilly ankles peeking out! As someone who works from home, I’ve worn it during Zoom calls (hood up for ‘bad hair days’) and even my cat approves, kneading the fleece like dough.

The giant pocket is a game-changer. It fits my phone, snacks, AND my frozen hands after walking the dog. The cinched cuffs trap heat like a thermostat—I actually turned down my heater by 5°F (take that, energy bills!).

Washed it twice now—no fraying seams or shrinkage. Though at 5’4”, I do a little ‘blanket shuffle’ to avoid tripping, but that’s part of the charm. My 6’1” partner stole it for camping and returned declaring it ‘better than a sleeping bag.’

Pro tip: Buy two unless you enjoy tug-of-war over who gets to hibernate in it. Worth every penny for the sheer joy of waddling around like a cozy purple marshmallow.