Okay, so I finally caved and bought Baby Galileo for my 9-month-old after seeing all the hype. Here's the real tea ☕️

First impression? The colors are VIBRANT! My little one's eyes literally widened when the planets popped on screen. That Saturn scene? Chef's kiss 👌

The classical music mix is surprisingly fire - like who knew Mozart could slap this hard at 7am? My baby does this adorable butt wiggle during the Jupiter movement.

PRO TIP: The puppet segments are gold for distracting during diaper changes. That kangaroo puppet has saved me from so many poop disasters 💩

Only downside? Now I have 'Twinkle Twinkle' stuck in my head 24/7. Send help.

Final verdict: Worth every penny just to see that moment when baby first notices the shooting stars ✨ Priceless.