Okay, so I got this tree climbing kit because I needed something sturdy for my backyard oak trimming. First impressions? The orange rope is THICC and feels reliable, but yeah, definitely use it as a backup to your main rope.

The leg pads are comfy AF—like wearing tree-hugging slippers. They actually distribute pressure well and saved my calves from turning into ground beef during my first climb.

Now the drama: those spikes. They WORK… almost too well? Stabbed into bark like butter, but the placement feels off. Picture trying to balance on upside-down nails while drunk—that’s the vibe. Nearly speared my own foot at 15ft (shoutout to quick reflexes).

Harness is shockingly decent for the price though! Held my 200lb self without squeaking. Gloves included are basically gardening gloves with delusions of grandeur.

Final verdict: Great for short bursts if you enjoy adrenaline roulette. Would I buy again? Maybe… after ankle armor.