Okay, so I caved and bought this Dreo tower fan after my old one sounded like a helicopter taking off. Best. Decision. Ever.
First off, the 28dB quietness is no joke. I literally had to check if it was on the first night. My cat gives it two paws up (though she hates the cold air - more cuddles for me!).
The remote control is life-changing. No more getting up to adjust settings - I can be lazy from bed while binge-watching shows. The oscillation covers my whole bedroom like some kind of cooling wizard.
Assembly was stupid easy - basically just click two parts together. Though fair warning: the box looks like it contains a small giraffe when it arrives.
Only cons? The cord could be longer (I had to move furniture) and the display isn't backlit. But honestly, for how well this thing works, I'll forgive those quirks.
10/10 would recommend to anyone who hates sweating or loud fans. This bad boy turned my bedroom into Antarctica (in the best way possible).