Okay, let’s talk about these JollyMate pee pads because my chaotic dog and I have put them to the test. Spoiler: they’re a game-changer.

Absorbency Level: Heroic. My 80-lb goofball drinks water like it’s going out of style, and these pads handle his *ahem* output without leaking. The 6-layer thing isn’t just marketing—it actually soaks up puddles like a sponge. No soggy paws or surprise floor mopping for me!

Tabs? Meh. The adhesive corners are cute in theory, but my dog treats them like confetti. They peel off instantly when he does his pre-pee zoomies. Pro tip: weigh the edges down with a book if your pet’s a tornado like mine.

Size Matters. At 36x36 inches, these could double as a picnic blanket. Perfect for my dog’s aimless wandering while he decides where to “go.” Also great for road trips—I line the backseat and pray.

Smell Control: Shockingly decent! Unlike some pads that reek after 5 minutes, these keep the ammonia stench at bay. My nose thanks me.

Verdict? 4.5/5 stars—would buy again even if the tabs need a redesign. Now if only they made ones that magically teach my dog to wipe his paws…