Okay, so I bought this MOPHOTO ghillie suit thinking I'd become the ultimate stealth hunter. Spoiler alert: I ended up looking like a confused shrub with commitment issues.

The quality is actually decent for the price - the polyester material is breathable but feels like wearing a velcro forest. My dog barked at me for 10 minutes straight when I first tried it on.

Sizing is... interesting. I'm 5'9" and got the M/L. The pants could comfortably fit two of me, while the hood makes me look like Cousin Itt's less attractive cousin.

Pro tip: Don't even try putting it back in that carry bag. It's like trying to stuff an angry octopus into a sock. Just accept that this will live on your couch now.

For actual hunting? Maybe not ideal unless your prey is legally blind. But for Halloween or confusing your neighbors? 10/10 would shrub again.