Okay, so I've been through THREE sets of these Mellanni sheets over the years. Here's the real tea:

• That crisp cotton feel? Chef's kiss 👌 Reminds me of fancy hotel bedding but without the $300 price tag.

• They're not that super-soft marshmallow feel (which I actually prefer). More like silky but substantial - perfect for us flip-floppers who need sheets that move with us!

• WARNING: They do shrink a bit over time. Washed mine in cold water like the label says, still got about 1-2 inches shorter after several washes.

• First wash had this weird chemical smell? But it disappears completely after that initial wash. Don't panic!

• The fitted sheet stays PUT. Like magic. My old sheets would be halfway across the room by morning - not these bad boys.

Pro tip: The beige color looks way more 'champagne metallic' in person than online pics show. Not mad about it though - gives my bedroom fancy vibes.

Would I buy again? Already did! Though at this price, my wallet's crying a little...