Okay, let's talk toilet paper. I snagged this Angel Soft bulk case because, well, adulting means buying TP in industrial quantities. First impression? That box was HEAVY—like ‘did I accidentally order dumbbells?’ heavy.

The individually wrapped rolls feel fancy. Like, ‘I’m a person who has their life together’ fancy. No wrestling with clingy plastic here—just a cute little tear strip. Small win for humanity.

Softness? It’s decent. Not ‘clouds caressing your butt’ level, but definitely not ‘sandpaper masquerading as tissue.’ The 2-ply holds up (mostly), though I did have one tragic mid-wipe disintegration incident.

Septic-safe claim checks out—no plumbing disasters yet. And at 450 sheets per roll? Math says I won’t need to buy TP again until approximately 2025. Storage tip: clear out a closet or embrace your new role as ‘toilet paper hoarder.’

Price felt steep until I calculated cost-per-wipe. Now I feel like a frugal genius. Still… part of me misses the thrill of last-minute CVS TP runs.