Okay, so I caved and bought this Lasko heater after my ancient space heater started sounding like a dying lawnmower. First impression? This thing is TALLER than I expected - like a sleek little robot butler ready to serve warmth.

The GOOD stuff:

✔ Heats up my bedroom crazy fast - went from 'arctic tundra' to 'cozy cabin' in about 8 minutes flat

✔ That oscillation feature is hypnotic to watch - it's like the heater is saying 'I gotchu fam' to every corner of the room

✔ Remote control = game changer when I'm burritoed in blankets and don't want to move

The WEIRD stuff:

⚠ The so-called 'handle' is a joke - tried carrying it once and nearly dropped it like a hot potato (ironic, since it's literally a heater)

⚠ Makes this soft whirring noise that my cat finds SUSPICIOUS - she gives it major side-eye but still parks herself in front of it

Final verdict? Worth every penny. My only request: Lasko, please fix that dumb handle in version 2.0!