Okay, first off – this stuff smells like a spa in a jar. The lavender-chamomile-patchouli combo is *chef’s kiss*. I initially bought it because my friend’s hands smelled insane (turns out it was this lotion, not some fancy perfume!).

The texture? Thick but NOT greasy. It melts into my skin like magic and actually helps my restless legs chill out at night (post-workout twitches, begone!). Plus, the magnesium + shea butter leaves my skin stupidly soft – my sheets even feel nicer against my legs now.

Pro tip: Apply 30 mins before bed unless you want to smell like a walking aromatherapy session (which… no complaints here). The scent lingers on pajamas for days (in a good way). Only downside? The wild mint version smells suspiciously like toothpaste – I mix it with lavender to tone it down.

10/10 would sacrifice my coffee budget for another tube.