Okay, so this little 1oz tube of magic? Total game-changer for my DIY disasters. First tried it on my screechy kitchen faucet – one dab and it's smoother than my excuses for not fixing it sooner.

The food-grade thing is legit. Used it on my camping water filter (yes, I drink from questionable streams) and zero weird tastes. Also survived a bonfire night where temps went from 'Icelandic winter' to 'surface of the sun'.

Pro tip: The squeeze tube means no greasy fingerprints on your phone when googling 'how to fix __'. Currently using it on: showerhead threads (no more midnight drips), bike bearings (still alive), and even lubed up my telescope gears for stargazing. Not bad for $8!

RV owners – this saved my toilet seal from becoming a biohazard. Aquarium folks swear by it too, though my goldfish remain unimpressed by my plumbing skills.