Okay, so I finally caved and bought this shapewear bodysuit after staring at it in my cart for weeks. Here's the real tea:

First off, the DEEP V-neck is *chef's kiss*. It gives major cleavage without feeling like I'm spilling out. The adjustable straps are a lifesaver for us busty girls (38DD here!).

The material? Surprisingly soft! Like, 'forgot I was wearing shapewear' soft. No weird wires poking me all day. Though heads up - it does run small in the bust area.

Now the thong situation... As someone who normally avoids thongs like the plague, I was shocked how comfortable this was. The 3-button crotch makes bathroom trips way less dramatic than expected.

Tummy control is decent but not magic - if you're postpartum like me, don't expect miracles. My back fat did peek out a bit (oops). Pro tip: SIZE DOWN for better compression!

Final verdict? 8/10. It's sexy AF under dresses, but might not be your go-to for extreme shaping. Worth it just to see my boyfriend's reaction though 😏