Okay, let's talk about this 'miracle' slimming cream that's been burning up my DMs (literally and figuratively). First impression? That tingly heat sensation is NO JOKE. Like, 'did I just rub chili oil on my thighs?' level intense.

PROS: The warming effect is oddly addictive once you get used to it. I've been using it before workouts and my muscles feel like they're pre-heated like a fancy yoga studio. Saw minor tightening around my waist after 3 weeks of religious use (paired with keto and soul-crushing pilates).

CONS: Had to learn the hard way that MORE IS NOT BETTER. That one time I globbed it on before sauna? Felt like my skin was hosting its own bonfire. Stick to pea-sized amounts unless you enjoy feeling like human stir-fry.

BONUS DISCOVERY: Works shockingly well as post-workout muscle relief! My partner stole it for his back pain and now claims it's better than his $80 CBD cream (rude).

Final verdict? It's basically the skincare equivalent of a toxic boyfriend - hurts so good, gives questionable results, but you keep coming back anyway. 3.5/5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️✨