Okay, so I finally got these football pylons after seeing them all over TikTok sports drills – and wow, they didn’t disappoint!

First off, the SIZE is legit. 18 inches tall means no more squinting at tiny cones during our chaotic family football games. That bright orange? Chef’s kiss. Even my colorblind uncle can spot these from across the yard.

The sand-weighted base is GENIUS. We played during that crazy windstorm last weekend and these bad boys barely wobbled while everything else (including my hat) went flying. No more chasing markers every five minutes!

Bonus discovery: My kids have been using them for EVERYTHING – soccer goal markers, driveway obstacle courses, even as pretend lightsabers (the foam makes it safe when they inevitably start dueling).

Only gripe? They arrived just kinda... loose in the box with rubber bands. Not a dealbreaker since they’re durable AF (survived three dog attacks already), but gift-givers might wanna wrap ’em up nice.

10/10 would recommend – makes our backyard feel like an NFL end zone without the million-dollar price tag!