Okay, so I’ve been wearing this Lancoon smartwatch for a couple weeks now, and here’s the tea ☕.

The Good Stuff: First off, the customization is *chef’s kiss*. The AI watch face thing? Genius. Made one with a cat meme and my step count slapped on top—10/10. Notifications buzz nicely, and call alerts actually work (shocking for a budget watch). Battery life? Solid. Lasted 4 days with moderate use—no complaints.

The Meh Stuff: The blood pressure feature? Nah. It’s like that one friend who exaggerates stories—consistently off by a mile. Also, the touchscreen sometimes acts like it’s stuck in molasses. Swiping feels like convincing a toddler to eat veggies—possible but frustrating.

The Ugly Truth: It’s plasticky. Like, ‘happy meal toy’ vibes. And water? Nope. Forgot it on during dishes, and it panicked harder than I did during my last Zoom typo.

Verdict: For €25? Worth it if you want basic tracking + bragging rights about your DIY watch face. Just don’t trust it with your blood pressure or pool parties.