Okay, so I finally got this over-the-toilet storage cabinet, and honestly? It’s a game-changer for my tiny bathroom. The rustic brown color is *chef’s kiss*—matches my “accidentally Pinterest” decor vibe.

Assembly was… an adventure. The instructions? More like a cryptic IKEA knockoff. Took me two tries (and one existential crisis) to realize I’d installed the top board backward. Pro tip: Lay ALL parts out first unless you enjoy playing bathroom Jenga.

Storage-wise? Obsessed. Three adjustable shelves swallowed my 12-ton collection of haircare products + a suspiciously large soap hoard. The TP holder is… quirky (aggressive unrolling = TP jail), but the dust-proof doors keep my cotton swabs looking ~aesthetic~.

Sturdiness: 8/10. Feels solid until your overzealous roommate torque-wrenches a screw into oblivion. PSA: Use a manual screwdriver unless you enjoy splintered MDF confetti.

Customer service deserves a gold star—emailed about a missing leg balancer (RIP symmetry), and they shipped a replacement before I could finish my rant-yelp review draft.

Final verdict? It’s flawed but fabulous—like my ex, but actually useful. Would buy again (the cabinet, not the ex).