Okay, let's talk about Bruce. Yes, I named my Shark AI vacuum because what else do you name a shark-themed robot? First impressions? This guy is like that one friend who means well but constantly walks into glass doors.

The mapping feature had me questioning if Bruce was actually a Roomba spy sent to test my patience. After 25 runs (yes, TWENTY-FIVE), my house still looked like a Picasso painting in the app. Meanwhile my brother's 'BOOMBA' mapped his place perfectly in three tries. Three!

But here's the thing - once you accept that Bruce isn't winning any IQ tests soon, he grows on you. Like watching a puppy learn to use stairs, there's something endearing about how he bumbles around before suddenly figuring out baseboard cleaning after weeks of practice.

The suction? Absolutely terrifying in the best way. Pro tip: Start on low unless you enjoy watching your vacuum choke on its own power like a Labrador eating too fast. There's no 'I'm full' sensor so poor Bruce will happily vacuum himself into a coma if you let him.

Now the self-emptying base? Pure genius. No bags to buy, just press a button and watch all the nastiness disappear. It's so satisfying I sometimes do it just for fun (don't judge me).

A year later and Bruce has become part of the family - our very dumb but lovable robotic pet who follows us around like an overeager puppy. Would I recommend him? Absolutely, unless you have multiple floors or value your sanity during initial setup.

Final verdict: 4/5 stars because while Bruce might not be smart, he cleans like his life depends on it and that's what really matters.