Okay, let me just say—I had NO idea what I was doing when it came to breast pumps. Zero. Zip. Nada. But this little white gadget? Absolute game-changer.

First Impressions: It’s tiny but mighty! Fits right into my nursing bra like it’s meant to be there (because, well, it is). No cords, no bulky machine—just freedom to walk around while pumping. *chef’s kiss*

Suction Power: 338mmHg sounds intense, but you control the levels (1-9). I stick to level 4—gets me 3.5-4oz in 12 mins without feeling like a science experiment. Higher levels? Yeah, they exist, but my nips said ‘hard pass.’

Modes Galore: Four modes, but ‘Expression’ is my ride-or-die. Dual-frequency mode saved my flat-nipple struggles early on—wish I’d known sooner!

Sizing Win: Came with flange inserts (19mm-28mm). Used the measuring card—28mm fit my ‘generous’ chest perfectly. No awkward spills or discomfort.

Battery Life: Charges in 2 hours, lasts ALL DAY. I pump while baby feeds on the other side—multitasking MVP.

Hospital Who? Nurses pushed $$$ pumps ‘covered by insurance.’ Joke’s on them—this $80 wonder outperformed their ‘approved’ list.

*Bonus*: Silent enough to pump during Zoom calls (camera off, obviously). Cleaning? Rinse-and-air-dry easy.

10/10 would milk again. 🐄💕