Okay, first off - this phone is CHONKY. Like, 'could probably stop a bullet' chonky. But that's exactly what I wanted after my last phone met its tragic end in a puddle.

The 8680mAh battery is insane. I went camping for 3 days and still had juice left! My friends with their fancy fragile phones were begging to use my reverse charging like I was some kind of tech wizard.

Camera surprised me - the night vision actually works? Took crystal clear pics of raccoons raiding our campsite at midnight. 108MP means I can zoom in and see the guilt in their little raccoon eyes.

Dropped it twice already (oops) and not even a scratch. My clumsy self finally found my soulmate device. Though fair warning - if you're used to feather-light phones, this feels like carrying a brick in your pocket.

Only gripe? It didn't play nice with my car's Bluetooth at first. Had to do some tech voodoo to make them talk to each other. Now they're besties though.

Seriously considering buying another one just to have as backup. That's how much I love this indestructible beast!