As someone with finicky skin that throws tantrums at the slightest provocation, I approached this body wash like a detective scrutinizing evidence. The first squeeze revealed a creamy texture that felt luxuriously thick—not that watery, disappointing drip some budget washes have.

Here's the magic: it transforms into this rich lather with just a drizzle on my loofah. No vigorous scrubbing required to work up suds, which is great when you're half-asleep during morning showers. The unscented version truly has zero fragrance (no weird chemical undertones), perfect for my allergy-prone roommate who reacts to everything.

Post-shower, my skin stays rebellion-free—no tightness or itchy patches. I accidentally tested its moisturizing claim by skipping lotion one evening, and woke up without my usual 'crocodile skin' situation. The 22oz bottle lasts forever; mine's still going strong after 6 weeks of daily use.

The pump dispenser deserves applause—no fumbling with slippery bottles mid-shower. Pro tip: It doubles as a shaving cream in a pinch! While it won't transport you to a spa like fancy brands might, it delivers where it counts: gentle cleansing without the drama (or price tag) of 'premium' products.