Okay, let me tell you about these shapewear shorts that have become my secret weapon for dress season. The first time I wore them was to a summer wedding - I was skeptical but desperate to avoid thigh chafing while looking smooth in my bodycon dress.

The compression is what I'd call 'gentle but effective' - it doesn't feel like a medieval torture device, yet somehow creates this beautiful streamlined silhouette. The double-layer fabric across the waist really does minimize my post-baby pooch without making me feel like I can't breathe.

What surprised me most was how they stayed put! After hours of dancing (and let's be real, stuffing my face at the buffet), the waistband hadn't rolled down like so many others do. The thigh bands did ride up slightly when I sat for long periods, but nothing too dramatic.

The butt-lifting effect is subtle but noticeable - just enough oomph to make my jeans fit better without looking unnatural. And can we talk about how these prevent thigh rub? Absolute game-changer for summer dresses!

Are they magic? No. But they're the most comfortable shaping shorts I've tried that actually deliver results. I've worn them under everything from cocktail dresses to work slacks - they disappear under clothes while making me look instantly more pulled together.