Let’s talk about this steampunk corset that’s equal parts fashion statement and functional wardrobe rebel. First off, the spiral steel boning is NO JOKE—it gave me Victorian-era posture without feeling like a medieval torture device. I wore it to a themed party and danced for hours (yes, actually danced) without wanting to rip it off—a miracle for any corset.

The criss-cross lacing at the back? Genius. It lets you customize the fit like a pro, though fair warning: clipping the detachable pockets and cross-chest strap solo is a yoga challenge. Pro tip: Attach accessories BEFORE zipping up unless you’re secretly a contortionist.

Now, those infamous ‘purse pockets.’ Adorable? Yes. Practical? Sort of. They held my lip gloss and ID but laughed at my attempt to stash a phone. Still, major points for novelty—where else can you accessorize with functional mini-pouches on a corset?

Sizing is where things get dramatic. Throw your usual clothing size out the window—this demands measuring tape obedience. I followed the color-specific charts (crucial!) and sized up after reading reviews about bust gaps. Verdict? The 2XL fit my 36-inch waist like a glove, though the modesty panel could double as a privacy curtain for someone curvier.

The surprise MVP? That quirky little jacket. It adds ‘mysterious villainess’ vibes but rides up like it’s trying to escape—I safety-pinned mine in place. The collar drowned my petite neck, but broader shoulders might fare better.

Flaws exist: The zipper feels flimsy (always loosen laces before zipping!), and pear-shaped folks might wrestle with top/bottom fit discrepancies. But at this price point? For a corset that includes pockets, detachable harnesses, AND makes your silhouette look snatched? Worth every penny—just bring your patience for sizing puzzles and maybe a tailor on speed dial.