Alright, let me tell you about this little green monster! First off, it’s SO light—like carrying a bag of flour. My back thanks me every time I use it.

The suction? Insane. My carpet looked clean until this thing revealed its dirty secrets. Cat hair, cookie crumbs, even my lost earring from 2018 (RIP).

Kid-approved feature: My 8-year-old hijacked it to "help clean" and now I can’t get it back. The crevice tool is perfect for couch crevices where snacks go to die.

Small gripe? The edge cleaning could be better—I still have to get down and personal with baseboards. But for $100-ish? Zero regrets. Just don’t expect it to reach skyscraper dust.