Okay, so I caved and bought this Xpenyo tunic after seeing it all over my feed. Here’s the real tea ☕️:
The Good: This top is *stupid* soft. Like, ‘I want to live in it’ soft. The rayon-spandex blend feels like a hug, and the flowy cut? Chef’s kiss 👌. It hides my post-taco-belly like a magic trick and pairs perfectly with leggings (my uniform). The square neckline is cute without being fussy—great for showing off that clavicle bling.
The Not-So-Good: PSA: The white version is basically a sheer ghost 👻. Nude underwear or bust (literally). Also, after a few washes, mine started pilling like a sweater from 2003. Not the ‘vintage chic’ look I was going for.
Verdict: 8/10 for comfort and style, but docked points for durability. Would repurchase in darker colors though—it’s that comfy!