Let me start by saying I was fully prepared to return this after the first use. The idea of 'shocking' my muscles into toning sounded like a gimmick, but wow was I wrong.

The remote control is a game-changer - I keep it in my pocket while binge-watching Netflix and secretly work my glutes. Level 15 feels like tiny elves doing pilates on your butt, while level 30? That's when the elves start tap dancing.

Pro tip: Don't wear tight pants over it like I did on day one. The snap-on controller popped off mid-session, leaving me with one cheek working harder than the other - not a good look.

The USB-C charging is brilliant (take notes, Apple), though that giant tramp stamp logo makes me feel like I'm wearing some weird cyberpunk accessory. My husband calls it my 'robot corset'.

After three weeks of inconsistent use (let's be real), I swear my jeans fit differently. Not life-changing results, but for something I use while literally sitting on my couch eating popcorn? Worth every penny.