Okay, so I impulse-bought this little black box during a late-night Amazon scroll when my toes were literally freezing off. Best. Decision. Ever.

First off - it's SO small? Like smaller than my toaster but somehow pumps out insane heat? I keep it under my desk and within minutes my feet are toasty. The 1500W setting is basically a dragon's breath, while the 750W is perfect for maintaining warmth.

The safety features are legit - it shuts off if you even look at it wrong (great for my clumsy self). Though warning: don't try to angle it like I did - that tip-over sensor means business!

It's not library-quiet, but the white noise actually helps me focus? Weird bonus. And that summer fan mode? Already planning to use it as a mini desk fan when winter ends.

Only quirks: The dials feel cheap and the cord could be longer. But for $40? This thing outperforms heaters twice its size. My cat won't stop sleeping next to it - that's the real review right there.