Okay, so I’ve been using the ARENTI Baby Monitor for about a month now, and here’s the tea—it’s actually pretty great! The 5-inch screen is crisp, and the 360° pan feature lets me spy on my little tornado (I mean, angel) from every angle. Night vision? Chef’s kiss. No more tripping over toys to check if they’re actually asleep or just plotting world domination.

But let’s talk about the two-way audio. Sometimes I whisper-sing lullabies like a sleep-deprived Beyoncé, and my kid just stares at the camera like, ‘Mom, please stop.’ The cry detection works almost too well—I got an alert when my neighbor’s dog barked. Thanks, ARENTI, for keeping me on my toes.

The bunny ears? Adorable. The app? Mostly intuitive, though I wish the ‘bunny light’ timer wasn’t stuck at 30 minutes. My kid takes longer to fall asleep than a sloth on melatonin. Also, the motion alerts are relentless. My cat set off three notifications today by napping suspiciously.

Battery life could be better—it dies faster than my willpower at a cupcake shop. But overall? 9/10. Would recommend to anyone who wants to watch their tiny human (or pet) in HD while pretending to be productive.