Okay, first things first—this heater is basically a luxury sunbed for my cat. She’s claimed the spot in front of it like it’s her throne. If you have pets, consider this their new favorite household item. Move over, cat trees.

As for humans? It’s solid. The heat is cozy and even, like being wrapped in a warm hug (minus the awkwardness). The app control is *chef’s kiss*—I can turn it on from bed like a lazy wizard. No more freezing toes while I debate getting up.

BUT. The thermostat seems to have the reaction time of a sloth. It takes forever to notice the room is warm enough, so it just… keeps going. Great for my cat’s sunbathing sessions, less great for my electric bill. Also, the front gets HOT—kid/pet hazard alert.

Verdict: 8/10. Half a point deducted for thermostat quirks, half a point added because my cat now thinks I’m the best human ever.