Okay, let me tell you about this game-changing powder that's been living in my morning smoothies. At first I was skeptical - cow colostrum? Really? But after two weeks of using Soma's Renegade powder, my digestive system is sending me thank you notes.

The vanilla ice cream flavor surprised me most - my golden retriever now does circus tricks when I open the jar. I mix half a tablespoon into almond milk (it DOES clump a bit, but a blender fixes that), and within 30 minutes I feel this weirdly pleasant 'buzz' - not caffeine-like, more like my cells are having a pep rally.

As someone who used to bloat after every meal, the gut healing is real. That 'leaky gut' feeling? Gone. When I accidentally ate gluten at a dinner party last week, I bounced back overnight instead of suffering for days. My workout recovery improved too - less soreness after leg day.

Pro tip: Don't try dissolving it in coffee like the package suggests unless you enjoy drinking sandy vanilla sludge. Smoothies or straight under-the-tongue works best. Yes it's pricey, but the jar lasts forever since servings are tiny. Just wish they'd print expiration dates bigger - I had to break out my grandma's magnifying glass.

After trying three other brands, this one stands out for purity (no weird aftertaste) and potency. That said, fair warning - your partner might complain about... increased air quality issues. Worth it for the immune boost and digestion fix though!