Okay, so I finally caved and bought the ELEMIS Milk Bath after seeing it EVERYWHERE on cruise ship spa menus. Here's the real tea...

First impression? That CAMELIA OIL + OAT scent is DIVINE - like a fancy spa bottled up. My dry winter skin drank this up and felt baby-soft after just one soak.

BUT... here's the catch. You need like a quarter of the bottle per bath?! At this price point ($50+), that hurts my soul. I'm rationing it like liquid gold now.

Pro tip: Best for special pamper nights when you really need that extra moisture boost. Not an everyday bath product unless you're made of money.

Also spotted some reviews saying newer batches feel more watery? Mine seems fine but now I'm paranoid about quality changes...

Final verdict: 4/5 ⭐️ - magical when you use it, but the price-per-use math hurts.