Okay, so I just got these BLOEXCLU reading glasses and WOW – they're like jewelry for your face! The crystal diamond frames are extra sparkly (way more than the product photos showed), which I low-key love even though my husband says I look like a 'disco librarian'.

The blue light blocking is no joke though. After wearing them for my 4-hour Netflix + doomscrolling sessions, my eyes feel way less strained. The UV400 protection gives me peace of mind too – because apparently we need sunscreen for our eyeballs now?

About the fit: These are BIG. Like 'could double as windshield' big. The spring hinges help, but they do sit heavy on my nose. Pro tip: Not ideal for all-day wear unless you want that permanent glasses dent.

Bonus points for coming with FIVE cases (why??) and multiple magnification options. I got the 1.75 strength and they're perfect for reading subtitles on foreign films.

Final verdict: 4/5 stars. They're functional, fabulous, and make me feel like a glamorous detective solving the mystery of 'where did I leave my other readers?'