Okay, so I finally caved and bought these DECOLURE satin sheets after seeing all the hype. Here's my real talk review after two weeks of use!
First off - YES, they're crazy soft. Like, 'why-didn't-I-buy-these-sooner' soft. My skin literally glides across them, and I've noticed way less bedhead (big win for my curly hair).
The deep pockets ACTUALLY WORK. My mattress is thicc (15in) and these stay put all night. The extra corner straps are genius - no more waking up to a tangled sheet burrito.
But fair warning - they're slippery AF. My phone slides right off the bed, and I had to readjust my blanket a few times. If you move a lot in sleep, this might bug you.
Washed them twice so far - held up okay but did notice some slight pilling. Not terrible though for the price point.
Final verdict? 8/10 would recommend if you want that luxury feel without breaking the bank. Just maybe don't put your glass of water on the bedside table...