Okay, let me spill the tea on this $20 swimsuit that had me doing a whole rollercoaster of emotions. First off – the colorblock design? CHEF’S KISS. Got more compliments at the pool than my margarita.
The support is surprisingly decent for a wireless top! Those secret plastic side panels (shhh) kept my 40Ds from staging a rebellion. But PSA: the ‘removable’ pads have commitment issues. Mine went full kangaroo mode mid-swim – one chilling by my armpit like it paid rent there.
Now the shorts…bless. Calling them ‘boyshorts’ is false advertising. More like ‘ride-up-your-butt cheekinis’. My 6’3” frame said NO MA’AM to that fabric wedgie situation.
Material thickness gets an A+ though – no sheer panic moments when wet. Runs true to size if you ignore the chaotic pad placement drama. Would I buy again? Maybe…but only if they start selling tops and bottoms separately like sane people.