First impression? The bag looks like a fancy baker’s flour sack—but for your skin. The vanilla-coconut scent when you open it is subtle but makes you wanna take a deep breath and whisper *~self-care~*.
Used 3 teaspoons in my average-sized tub (following the website instructions, not the bag’s wild ‘½ cup’ suggestion). Dissolved instantly into milky, silky water that felt like bathing in liquid cashmere. Zero residue, zero itchiness—and I’m the human equivalent of a scratchy wool sweater in winter.
Skin after? Baby-soft. Not ‘marketing baby-soft’, but actual ‘keep touching your own elbows weirdly’ soft. Hydration lasted till next morning, which NEVER happens with my lizard skin.
Downside: The scent disappears underwater. If you want a punchy aromatherapy experience, this is more ‘whisper of coconut’. Also, at $34 for ~46 baths (math courtesy of another reviewer), it’s cheaper than therapy but still stings a little.
Verdict: 4.8/5. Lost points for ghosting me fragrance-wise, but gained lifelong loyalty for making my bathwater feel like a luxury I didn’t have to mortgage my house for.