Let me start by saying this neoprene shaper shirt is NO JOKE. I wore it during my usual 30-minute HIIT session and looked like I'd jumped into a pool afterward. The sweat was unreal – my yoga mat had its own mini flood.

The material feels thick yet flexible, like a wetsuit crossed with a compression top. At first, I worried about mobility, but the stretch surprised me – no issues doing burpees or mountain climbers. Though fair warning: the armpit seams are THICC. Took 2 wears to break them in without chafing.

Sizing is whack – I'm normally medium but got large based on reviews, and it fits like a second skin. My friend (5'8", 180lbs) ordered XL and couldn't zip hers up at all. Pro tip: if you're busty (34DD here), keep a safety pin handy as the zipper tends to slide down during jumping moves.

That chemical neoprene smell? Very real out the package, but faded after two washes (yes, machine washable!). Now it just smells like... determined woman trying to lose quarantine weight.

After 3 weeks of consistent use: • Visible reduction in back rolls • Waist feels more compressed • Arms look slightly more toned • Laundry load increased by 200% (so much sweat)

Would I buy again? Absolutely – but only during sales season because at this price point, I expect miracles AND a personal cheerleader.