Okay, so I caved and bought this 'statement' brooch because the photos looked SO extra (in a good way). Here's the tea:

✨ First impression: OMG the red crystals are actually vibrant! It legit sparkled under my office lights and got me 3 compliments before lunch. Major win for jazzing up a basic blazer.

💔 BUT... the pin clasp snapped when I tried adjusting it?? Like barely any pressure? Now it's just a pretty paperweight on my vanity. Such a bummer because the design is chef's kiss.

🤷‍♀️ Verdict: Gorgeous but fragile AF. Maybe okay if you're buying it for photoshoot props, but not for actual wear. My quest for durable vintage-style jewelry continues...