Okay, first off - WHERE was this pump when I had my first baby?! As a mom of two under two, these wearable pumps from Tenetop have been an absolute lifesaver.

The 12 suction levels are no joke - I can go from gentle massage mode to full extraction without any pain. And the fact that it mimics baby's natural sucking pattern? Genius. My output has literally doubled compared to my old hospital-grade pump.

Hands-free design means I can finally drink my coffee while pumping (hallelujah!). The silicone parts are so soft and comfortable, even when I'm painfully engorged. Plus they're way more discreet than those bulky pumps that make you look like a sci-fi character.

Pro tip: The 1.5-hour charge lasts me through 3-4 pumping sessions. And at under 40 decibels, I've even pumped during Zoom meetings (camera off, obviously) without anyone noticing!

Cleaning is a breeze too - all BPA-free parts pop right apart. The included storage bags were a nice bonus. Only wish I'd bought these sooner!