Okay, let's talk about this fiery little potion that had me screaming 'HOT DAMN!' (literally).

First impression? The texture is actually nice - refreshing and absorbs fast like they promised. It's like a fancy lotion... until the HEAT HITS. The first time I used it, I put what I thought was a normal amount (pea-sized) on my thighs. BIG MISTAKE. Within minutes it felt like someone set my legs on fire with ghost peppers.

Pro tip: Use less than you think you need. Like, microscopic amounts unless you want to reenact that 'This is fine' dog meme while sitting in your bathroom.

That said... when you get the amount right? It does give this weird satisfying tingle that makes you feel like it's working. My skin did feel tighter after a few weeks, but whether that's from the cream or from me frantically fanning myself to stop the burning sensation? Who knows.

The ingredients sound fancy - ginger, peppermint oil, all that jazz. Smells herbal and fresh at least, not like a chemical lab explosion.

Would I buy again? Maybe... but I'll keep my fire extinguisher nearby just in case.