Okay, so I caved and bought these dumpster fire sticky notes because, well… *gestures vaguely at everything*. And let me tell you—they DELIVER.

First off, the little 3D-printed dumpster is way sturdier than I expected. It’s got this cheeky ‘2025’ label (mood) and holds two pads of flame-shaped sticky notes. Are they practical? Debatable. Are they an instant conversation starter? ABSOLUTELY. My coworker snorted coffee when she saw it.

The adhesive is… an adventure. The notes curl like they’re trying to escape the dumpster (relatable), and the stickiness is more ‘lightly caressing surfaces’ than ‘firmly attached.’ But honestly? I don’t even care. Watching people awkwardly peel them off my monitor while muttering ‘yep, that tracks’ is worth every penny.

Pro tip: Buy two. One for your passive-aggressive office notes (‘Meeting could’ve been an email 🔥’), one to gift your most chaotic friend. Just accept that you’ll never refill it—this dumpster fire is a one-time emotional support stationery.

10/10 would metaphorically (and literally) burn again.