Okay, so I finally got this ab wheel after staring at it in my cart for weeks. The packaging was... minimalist? Came in pieces with zero instructions - thanks for the puzzle, Warrior!

First impression: surprisingly sturdy for something that looks like a toy. The foam grips feel nice, though I did panic when the wheel made scary creaking sounds during my first roll-out (turns out I just needed to tighten the axle).

After two weeks of awkward flailing: HOLY ABS BATMAN! This little torture device actually works. My core muscles that I didn't know existed are now sending me angry texts every morning.

Pro tip: Don't be like me trying advanced moves on day one. My cat still laughs at the memory of me faceplanting while attempting a 'cool rollout'. Start slow, folks!

Portability is awesome - fits in my gym bag next to my water bottle and existential dread about leg day.

Final verdict: It's literally just a wheel... that somehow makes you cry while getting abs of steel. 4/5 stars (minus one for the mysterious assembly).