First off, let me say this lotion is a game-changer for my post-shower routine. The creamy texture glides on like silk, and within seconds it’s absorbed—no sticky residue, just *poof*—baby-soft skin. I use it right after my evening shower when my pores are open, and I swear I can feel the retinol working its magic overnight.

The real shocker? My ‘crepey’ upper arms. After two weeks, the crinkly texture smoothed out like I’d been airbrushed. Even my partner did a double-take and asked if I’d gotten secret laser treatments. The combo of shea butter and green tea keeps irritation at bay (my skin’s usually sensitive), but fair warning—I tested it on my wrist first per the label’s advice. Smart move.

Pro tip: Don’t skip the neck! I dab leftovers upward from my décolletage, and those stubborn sun spots are fading faster than my motivation to fold laundry. The light floral scent? Subtle enough that my perfume still shines through.

Only gripe? The pump stops working with about a week’s worth left—I now keep a mini spatula in my vanity. But for results this visible? I’ll scrape every last drop.