Okay, let's talk about this big green beast. First off – it's GREEN. Like, match-your-toolbox green which is weirdly satisfying in my mechanic shop.

The good? This thing MOVES AIR. Like, 'almost knocks itself over' kind of power. My 40x50 shop feels less like Satan's waiting room when this is running. The three speeds are nice (when they work – more on that later).

Now the reality check: It's NOT AC. On dry Texas days, maybe drops temps 5 degrees max. Humid days? Congrats, you've invented a sauna fan. The oscillation is solid though – spreads the 'coolness' evenly.

Build quality is... questionable. Mine arrived looking like it lost a fight with UPS (thanks, flimsy packaging). Speed switch died after a year (RIP medium and low settings). But hey, high speed still works!

Pro tip: Fill the tank or lock the wheels – this thing will literally blow itself across the room otherwise. Also works great hooked to an RV water supply for camping.

Final verdict? It's an expensive fan that sometimes cools. Would I buy again? Maybe... but only because green matches my toolbox aesthetic.