Okay, so I finally caved and bought this trendy backflow incense burner after seeing it all over my feed. Here's the real tea ☕️

First impression? GORGEOUS. The green ceramic looks even better in person, and the waterfall design is *chef's kiss*. It came with a ridiculous amount of cones and sticks - like enough to last through three pandemics.

BUT... that 'mesmerizing smoke waterfall' effect? Girl, it's HIGH MAINTENANCE. You basically need to:

- Turn off all AC/fans

- Close every window

- Hold your breath while walking past it

- Perform a sacred ritual under a full moon (ok maybe not this last one)

The included incense smells... interesting. One whiff and my roommate asked if I was trying to summon forest spirits. Pro tip: buy better quality cones separately.

When it works? MAGIC. Watching the smoke cascade down is weirdly therapeutic. But when it doesn't? Just sad wisps disappearing into the void.

Verdict: 6/10 - beautiful decor piece that occasionally delivers on its promise if you're willing to baby it. Would make a great gift for someone super patient (or with no sense of smell).