Let me start by saying this soap dispenser looks sleek AF in my kitchen. The matte black finish and LED display give it a futuristic vibe that makes my guests go 'Ooooh' every time they wash their hands. The touchless feature is super convenient when your hands are covered in raw chicken juice (we've all been there).

BUT... here's the tea ☕️: The 320ml capacity is laughably small. I'm refilling this thing more often than I water my houseplants (which says a lot). The sensor requires Jedi-level precision - hold your hand slightly wrong and you'll be waving like an idiot getting nothing but air.

The wall mount situation is shady. That adhesive tape? Girl, please. Mine started peeling after 2 weeks of humid bathroom conditions. Now it sits on my counter like the expensive paperweight it's become.

Pro tip: Use colored soap! The transparent window actually becomes a fun feature when you fill it with mint green or pink liquid. Makes the refill process (which is awkward as hell btw) slightly more enjoyable.

Final verdict? It's that toxic ex - looks great on paper, functions okay at first, but ultimately leaves you disappointed. Would I recommend? Only if you're okay playing Russian roulette with battery life and don't mind babying your soap dispenser.