Okay ladies, let's talk about these Fajas Colombianas shorts that promise to sculpt us like Kardashians. I've been testing them for a few weeks now and here's the real tea...

First off - the compression is NO JOKE. These bad boys will vacuum seal your tummy like you're preparing for hibernation. I wore them to a wedding and ate approximately 3 bites of cake before tapping out. Major waist snatching effect though!

The butt lift situation is... interesting? It's more of a gentle nudge than a dramatic push-up. My pancake booty got maybe 1.5cm of elevation - enough to notice in leggings but don't expect miracles.

Now the silicone bands - they WORK (no rolling!) but feel like tiny hungry pythons trying to eat your thighs by hour 3. Pro tip: baby powder is your friend.

Sizing is whack - I'm usually medium but needed small, and even then there was some weird bunching in the crotch area. Not cute when wearing bodycon dresses.

Final verdict? Great for special occasions when you need that extra oomph, but not an everyday solution unless you enjoy feeling like a stuffed sausage. Would repurchase but only during big sales!