Okay, let's talk about these bougie black diapers that had me feeling some type of way. First off - they look SO cool. Like baby's first designer jeans but for their butt.

The charcoal thing is legit magic. No weird diaper smells even after my little one decided to create a biological weapon in there. And the absorption? *chef's kiss* We're talking 12-hour overnight protection without leaks (take THAT, Huggies).

But honey... the price! I nearly choked when I saw the receipt. These diapers cost more than my weekly coffee budget. And don't get me started on the poop containment issues - it's like my baby's digestive system sees these diapers as a challenge to create the most dramatic blowouts possible.

Still... no rashes, no irritation, and they actually stay put during tummy time. Would I sell a kidney to keep buying them? Maybe not. But will I side-eye every other diaper brand from now on? Absolutely.