Okay, let me tell you about this little white box that's secretly running my household. I got the Lutron Caseta dimmer mainly because my partner threatened to divorce me over my 'caveman lighting habits'. Jokes on them - now our lights have better routines than we do!

First week in: I programmed our bedroom lamp to do a gentle sunrise effect. Waking up has never felt so bougie. The dimming is smoother than my attempts at small talk.

The real magic? Vacation mode. Our house now has better social life than us - lights randomly turning on/off to fake occupancy. Take that, would-be burglars!

Pro tip: The Pico remote is basically a magic wand. Mounted one by the front door to control ALL downstairs lights. Guests think I'm a wizard when I 'clap' lights off (it's just the remote in my pocket, shhh).

Only complaint? My cat learned how to use the app. Now she turns lights on at 3am demanding snacks. Worth it.