Okay, so I bought this because the packaging had a kraken and I'm weak for mythical sea creatures. But holy moly, this body wash delivers!

The scent is like if a citrus grove and a lumberjack had a baby - fresh but manly AF. My girlfriend (who usually gags at strong scents) actually sniffed me appreciatively. That's never happened before.

Pro tip: Use it with a loofah and you'll create enough lather to wash a small village. I may or may not have turned my shower into a bubble bath situation once or twice...

Seriously though, the scent lasts ALL DAY. Went to the gym after work and still smelled fresh. Either that or people were just being polite about my BO.

Only downside? Opening the box looked like a Krakengard crime scene - some minor leakage during shipping. But at this price for 4 bottles, I'll allow it.

Final verdict: 10/10 would become sniffworthy again. My man card has been upgraded to platinum status.